Paper

Birthday: August 1, 1997
Age: 28
Shmooble ID: 15
Colors: White, Black, Grey

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SHMLEBBY HELP ME! The shredder has been trying to shred me for all my life! Every second that I sleep he gets closer.

When PAPER refers to the shredder, it isn't talking about Shredder the Shmooble—it's talking about an industrial paper shredder.
Man, this guy ain't even sentient. Don't listen to him.
Paper has post-traumatic stress disorder.