Ostrich was born in the year 3500 BSG (Before Shmlebby's Gift).
Nobody taught him how to die, so he didn't
The bird ostriches went on to name themselves after Ostrich after he saved a fleet of their eggs
Ostrich keeps a group of 15 leopards in a cave as pets. He has to replace them weekly, for some reason
Invented the Sundial
Ostrich built Jinx the Sphynx in the year 2500 BSG, out of sheer boredom. Unfortunately he forgot to build Jinx with the ability to move around to any capacity.